oh my god. bayern you have 30 minutes to score again istg.

it’s the 7th day of my 10 day green smoothie cleanse.

no longer want a cookie. just want hot food.


actually all of my systems are nervous

“Natürlich kann man mich daten - aber ich date keine Frauen aus Dortmund. Sorry!”

Manuel Neuer auf die Frage: Manu kann man dich daten, wenn du mal Zeit hast? ;D

Victoria S04-Chat - Manuel Neuer, 26.07.2008

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what is this. the game of off-sides?

did we just break jan?

if this time last year someone told me that Xabi Alonso and Robert Lewandowski will be playing for Bayern, I would’ve laughed them straight outta this country.